AIM Profile circa 2001

I keep wanting to molest his head… It’s just so golden and fuzzy, I just wanna… hey! There’s another golden and fuzzy head I wanna molest! …oops… She made me untangle Ale’s string!

We’ve sexed the asexual.

I may be love’s bitch, but at least I’m woman enough to admit it!

I can do the Japanese bondage orgasm thing pretty well.

Sex is bad, bad is sin, sin is forgiven, so let’s begin!

He broke his G string twice!

I got to manhandle Alex!

Screeching monkey of death!

The boinkable teddy bear.

ARRG!

“Most of them are non-suggestive, cept for the explicit ones.” ~me

No seog efil

Me: I haven’t the slightest clue about why I’d be writing to you. Especially after all this time and especially since I don’t hold you in any high regard whatsoever. Maybe I’m finally coming to terms with what happened. Maybe I’m just realizing that those events shouldn’t be making such an impact on my life right now. Maybe I’m just learning to let the whole thing go. Maybe I feel that this is the right time to start writing to you again. I guess one could say that we were friends once. That I help you up in some sort of awe at one past time. I guess I would be accurate in saying that because of numerous incidents, instigated by both myself and yourself (yes, I actually got around to remembering the notebooks after many years of repression… 9 to be exact) my life has been altered…. (I’ve forgotten what I was supposed to write there). Maybe I should forgive and forget. Maybe I am supposed to write to you. I don’t know. I can’t go what iffing my whole life. It’s not right. I’ll put this one What If to rest and finish this up. ~C