Is to imagine that you’re a drunk trying so VERY hard to be sober.
Slowly enunciating every word, deliberating before every well-thought out sentence, placing your feet ‘just so’ on the floor so you will ensure avoiding every instance of falling over drunkenly…
Anyone can be a sloppy drunk. But the nuances to acting sober while drunk off your ass? Priceless.
Psst. Justin — this was PARTLY inspired by your hangover post — but not completely.