1) A “sweating” toilet bowl on a sweltering humid day of summer on the backs of your legs. God forbid you’re wearing pants — you’ll have the unsightly damp spots on the backs of your legs for at least another hour.
2) A freezing cold toilet seat on a chilly day in winter. Suddenly, your warmest bits are now your chilliest. Internal chill anyone?
And all of this happening while you’re trying to do your business.