Oh, you trolls…

11 12 2007

Who only make appearances on my LIRR posts… Don’t think I can’t check your IP.

/is amused/





Latest poetic genius from the LIRR folks

26 11 2007

Cell Phone Courtesy Matters

There once was a couple who lived in a shoe –
Had so many devices, they knew not what to do.
‘Blackberried’ n ‘cellphoned’… with an iPod too
They rode the Railroad, and sat next to you.
As most of us know, they had kids in that shoe.
They called each and then, talked themselves blue.
As you sat and listened, one thought came through…
Regarding ‘Train Manners’ – they hadn’t a clue.
With their voices too loud, everyone knews
More than they wanted about the whole crew.
What’s more their phones rang (vibrating’s too new)
With tones that all of you soon grew to rue.
They’re a nice couple, so no one will sue
But all wish they’d speak softly, that much is true.
Cell phones and manners, in our humble view
Will work for all who hew to our cue.

They really made use of the rhyming dictionary, don’t you think? Pity that 99% of people on the train don’t know how to follow this. But then they get pissed off at other people. Weirdos.





CNN goof

12 11 2007

Tsk.

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Two of the worst sensations in the world

31 10 2007

1) A “sweating” toilet bowl on a sweltering humid day of summer on the backs of your legs. God forbid you’re wearing pants — you’ll have the unsightly damp spots on the backs of your legs for at least another hour.

2) A freezing cold toilet seat on a chilly day in winter. Suddenly, your warmest bits are now your chilliest. Internal chill anyone?

And all of this happening while you’re trying to do your business.





Seen on the latest LIRR flyer

29 10 2007

Courtesy

Your seat’s on your seat,
His? … in the air.
He can’t sit down
Cause your bags are there.
So let’s do this —
Let’s be fair.
One seat for each person
Who’s paid their fare.
And since we are ‘talking’
Bout seating and such
No feets on the seats!
Is that asking too much?
Trains can get crosded,
With seats hard to find.
When you occupy yours,
Please keep that in mind.

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Aw, how cute. They made a rhyming poem.





Technologic

11 09 2007

I will never cease to like this song. I can listen to it for days on end.

Gotta love you some Daft Punk.





The Incredible Missing Headline

1 08 2007

CNN’s done it again. I usually get my news through the most viewed stories… and #8 just looks so intriguing, I couldn’t resist.

cnn-goof

Psst. The missing headline actually leads to more info on the Brazil crash.